ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…
REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK

dragonageyaoi:

randombosmer:

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FENRIS PENRISSSSSS

(Source: simplexy, via shelbertronn)

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life
crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

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henpai:

play with my hair and call me cute

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28 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #249

ultrafacts:

1. The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.

2. Cant get a splinter out? Apply a paste of baking soda & water, then wait for the splinter to pop out of the skin.

3. If you want to…

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

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moon-medicine:

ifuckingloveminerals:

As pretty as Brazilian amethyst vugs are, they are still full of crystals. Cleaning this thing would be like trying to floss a Megalodon. Whoever came up with the idea is an evil genius.

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